azzandra:

well-i-guess-i-own-a-furby-now:

Oh my god it’s so big

What they don’t tell you is that there’s no such thing as teacup furbies, they all grow to this size eventually no matter how restrictive their diets.

valiantprouvaire:

“just ask them out!”

outcastsuggestion:

it’s easier to say “im tired” than “im so sad and lonely i feel like there’s a weight in my chest and my body is so heavy i have no energy emotionally, physically or mentally to even move from my bed”

bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

richard-maddens:

y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux

the black men: i beg u excuse me

verylostpenguin:

verylostpenguin:

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

themasterofnone:

the-wilde-heart:

catholicboysdetention:

gaycism:

abercrombee:

capacity:

My family sent me this video bc I’m just like her with clocks lmfao :(

wearing watches is for the aesthetic, she’s valid

4:73

Gurl….mess.

Y’all leave my cheetah alone